Unloading

I'm supposed to debrief the aforementioned and -pictured Lilalalabeth and give you her last known coordinates but I just got dumped in the most smashing way and she was a hipster, of course, and I can't call her a cunt because it was all my fault and I deserved it. Plus, the word "cunt" is a term of endearment in these pages, as can be "love-muffin" , "angel-puss" or "glitter-bug" in other enlightened circles. I don't feel like celebrating.

But hey, I was the one to blame really. I won't bore you with the details, plus I wouldn't want this blog to devolve into vanilla emo fluff so early in its infancy, next thing you know I'm posting modifier-heavy poems, but I have to say that at some point I was practically watching myself act a fool. And even to my fucked up, drugged up eyes, it was TEDIOUS.

Mauled, really. ALL HAIL STEELY CUNTS.

Now for some action:
Tomorrow, against my better fucking judgment, I'll try and bite my teeth into this girl:


Might be cutting a little too close to the bone...

Oh, almost forgot: Lilalalabeth: www.myspace.com/botoxrox
Not much on display. I just liked the name.